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If its pay-per-view, she better have her HBO TaTa's out... then I'll feed the Children, and Jerry's kids, and Joey's Kids, and whatever other Charity I'm feeding.
Past that, It's gonna be great, some poor SOB (which in all actuality it will be a TSR car) but could some team be approached with this proposition?
"Hey we have the Prelude coming up and would like to have your car out their with a professional Nascar driver in it"
"Why sure whos the Driver?!?!"
"Danica Patrick"
"Oh....."
(Crew huddles briefly) "Do we have any Sh*tboxes that are bent every way from Sunday that we can bolt together, give her a crate motor from a street stock and do up a nice body?"
Most of the crew: "Can we just turn this opportunity down"
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