Rainy, boring day here so i came up with this pipe dream.
Ok here we go.
Brandon "The Twister" Nipplewrench the famous 410 sprintcar driver from the midwest has broken about everything trying a speedwaybike

so his car owner is looking for a wheelman. Unexpectingly ur phone rings in the middle of the night it's nipplewrenchs car owner, he wants you in that car ! Why ? Who knows probley a glaring case of mistaken identity but now isnt the time to ask questions. Now, Do you take nipplewrenchs ride ? If so how do you make out ? Be honest with your self assessment. If your afraid of people

at you I'll go first :
First off, I hate to admit it but I've been hoping for nipplewrenchs downfall just for this reason, why do you think I got him a ride on that speedwaybike in the first place

so yes that ride is mine at least for one night.
Secondly, I plan on winning,

shortly. I'll give myself a couple, few weeks but winning a couple features would be my main goal. I would than assume the identity of whom nipplewrenchs owner thought I was in the first place, my infamous alter Igo: BareFoot Bobby Krackenwhip.
