Awesome post!

No I like tartar sauce with my french fries. Lol.

Yes, very wrong. Ruined beyond all repair...

We went bowling with another couple one night and his wife put mayonnaise on her fries. We tried it and its been a regular thing ever since. Yum!

I like to spread a blanket out at chilis the day before I go. We usually save 10 seats but only actually use 4.

Just bring your own damn relish! I think that one went on about five years! Right MC/Rider?

But if my french fry order contains one of those that got stock in the basket, fried twice and is hard, it will ruin my day.

I first had it at a café outside of Rotterdam.. . . saw other folks eating them this way and had to try.