"Sort of like a monkey taking a leak on a cash register, it's going to run into some money"

Smokey Yunick

Before the start of a Freedom 76 race at Grandview (Pa) the flagger was going over race procedures. The last thing he said was "Gentleman, you can not win the race on the first lap" in an instant Glenn Fitzcharles raised his hand and asked, "is that just for tonite or everynite?"