Bill: my wish list
1. What Jim said
2. Same goes for hoseheads.com I need all the readers I can get.
3. Can you loan me enough $$$ so I can retire like my friends Dave, Marv, Ed and Ron?
4. Can you guarantee me that Bloomington will finish its sprint feature by 10 p.m. tomorrow night? And same for LPS, L'burg, etc.?
5. Can you think of a witty password for me?
6. Can you show me the cheapest places to buy gas when I'm on the road?
7. Can you find something else for that Mud Packer guy to do so I can talk to his lady friend Kelly?:2: Same for Mr. Shaw and his lady friend Cathy.
8. And don't forget to mention NONE of this to my wife Anita.
9. Try and do something about that dust. It messes up my dining experience at LPS; the Bar-B-Q you recommended is even better minus the dust.
10. Please control these crazy Indiana promoters, especially that Rudisell fellow.
Folks, please read my current signature line. Especially the first sentence.