by legendary drivers.My favorite to date,is when Jack Hewitt was asked his thoughts on women driving race cars at Indy?Reply;jack looking inside car;They call them a cockbit for a reason..:O:. Still laughing at that after a couple of years,anybody have any others?Not necessarily from Jack.

These are some of my all time faves:

"'Tis a gadait day fooor a mota car race"- Jackie Stewart or his all time great one, "Cornering is like bringing a woman to climax."

"Two of my favorite things are my steering wheel and my Remington rifle. " -Dale Earnhardt

"It don't mean sh*t right now... Daddy's won here 10 times." - Dale Earnhardt Jr.

"The crashes people remember, but drivers remember the near misses." - Mario Andretti

Hewitt also said that fat girls are like Silver Crown cars, just as much fun, just a little slower reacting.

Jackie Stewart to A.J. Watson after A.J. offered Jackie a ride in a sprint car at Ascot....

"I forget my helmet...."

A.J. replied that they'd be able to find Jackie a helmet with no problem, to which Jackie replied....





"I forgot my balls, too!"

Donny Maxwell-He said he was so fast he was going a lap and a half a lap.
also, deeperscheaper

I have heard it.... but can't give credit to it...

"He ran out of talent when he got to the corner":O:

TP used to ask, "You know how to make a small fortune racing??" Start out with a Large one.

Levi Jones after flipping out of the lead at Eldora.'' This is like peeing your pants in front of all your friends ".

He does look a bit confused. :rolling
David.

One of my favorites (lifted from an old Shav Glick column):