OOPS!!!

Hey, I always wanted to race the Indy 500. Looks like IF these charges are true there may be an opening with The Captain. I better get my online racing resume ready :rolling

Hey, he is just living the American dream. Maybe his tax advisor is Wesley Snipes.

or Pete Rose. :wink

or Al Capone (The only thing they actually got him on)

I'm not sure what is more surprising.....Helio's problems or Seadog reading TMZ! :rolling Kidding.

Seriously, I would love to have seen Penske's reaction when he got word of this. I'm smelling a job opening.
David.

this is really dissapointing! black eye for the "golden boy" and indycars liason to the celebrity world

JJ has Indycar experience. That would possibly make me want to watch the IRL then after their scheduling Bull***t.

Oh wait..... road courses....... DAMN. JJ..... go to Bob Bondurant and get the road-racing skills up so Penske will hire ya!

I am pretty sure THE CAPTAIN will hire someone. Who we have never heard of to drive for him if Helio Castro "I forgot my dash" Neves gets jail time.

Personally, I hope Roger pulls Sammy Dog back from NASCAR.
David.