Ok, one time offer! You too can hang out with me OpenwheelRob at the dirt track of your choice. I'll sit next to you and fetch you Hot dogs, cheeseburgers and beer all night long. For a meer $20,000.

Wait! That's not all folks I'll even throw in a video of me putting my pants on one leg at a time just like you. I'll take you a tour of my office, and you too can sit at my desk in my chair. For the first 5 takers you get a in car video of my commute to and from work. What a deal! :rolling::kookoo2:

Hell, I'll do it for a free ticket.....:greenflag:

The winer of the Mario's deal, will ride with him with a parked indy car on he race track. On lap 10 he will test the safety belts and experience how one lives through one of his dumbest acts of Indy street racing ever. Hitting a parked car on the track.

Come on out to Napa and enjoy some of his wines! I guess we can make a mistake in life and live through it. Just one guys opinion. W met the guy in 89 at PIR, AJ Foyt was so much more fun to be around. :angry-smiley-007: Google Mario's wines

i'm packed and ready, chuck!!

New for 2008 - Now you too can avoid driving up to three laps with the one and only Sammy Swindell !

That's right folks, for the very reasonable price of $48,595.00 you can be spared the pain and humiliation of sitting beside the powder keg of racing, "Mr. Personality" the one and only Slammin' Sammy Swindell. For the price of a well furnished mobile home, you can avoid being Sammy's driving companion while he tries to avoid driving into the back of a push truck during time trials. For no extra charge, you can stay clear away from Sammy as he and his crew attempt to pummel young competitors after on track incidents involving family members.

But wait, there's more. If you act before January 31st, for only an additional $15,995.33 you can also avoid driving up to ten laps with Sammy's spawn, Kevin "Rocky the flying squirrel" Swindell. Avoid endless spinouts, unnecessary riding up the back of opponents tail tanks, punting infield tires... and so much more.




This special end of year bonus is offered for a limited time only and will not be carried over into the new year. You must act now. Operators are standing by.

obst.... that is awesome... just awesome. don't forget the phone number 1-800-wrec-it

sometimes the truth hurts.

:eek:SHORTBUS and Cecil are legal in some series for '09???:eek: WOW!! I woulda thunk they would both have been relegated to lifetime unsanctioned outlaw status. :wink1::moon::wink1:

I'm rollin:rolling:
That swindell chit brought tears to my eyes. Thats the funniest thing I've seen in a long time