Good thing all those brilliant minds are in Belgium or Brussels or wherever figuring out why this world is getting hot and gonna burn us all to DEATH! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

REALDEAL,

I believe it is Copenhagen, Denmark but I know somehow they will come up with an answer. Probably not the right one, just an answer. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, we are freezing our Murphy's off.

I forgot to bring my brass monkey inside the house Tuesday night -- poor guy is now halfway through an unwanted sex change procedure due to my forgetfulness...........

It's called old timers disease.

I thought I saw a monkey walking a little strange while I was taking the dog out last night. Now it all makes sense.

Steve, you might want to get one of those witchdigger's brass monkeys. They seem to tolerate the frigid temps a little better than the normal simians made of copper-base alloy.

I had to Google that. Marv, I never would have guessed you to be a fan of "Mork and Mindy".
Thanks for the suggestion. Now excuse me while I search eBay for a witchdigger's brass monkey. I mean, do you realize how mean a neutered monkey gets?

Check out trunk monkey for the real thing. I just searched trunk monkey and had a good laugh.

Jerry