You can live in the Midwest where...

1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.

2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.

3. You have had to switch from 'heat' to 'A/C' on the same day.

4. You end sentences with a preposition: 'Where's my coat at?'

5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, 'It was different!

*** Bob, are you going to move the Zanzabuku to Indy?

ROB

You're both just jealous....

you're absolutly right Randy !!!!!!!!!

ROB

Lol Rob. Did I steal that from one of your e-mails??? Sorry if I did. Would only move the bar back there if Tony Jones decided to move back.

I have lived in southern California or as some put it northern Mexico where they have signs on the freeway warning drivers to watch out for a women and child running across 8 lanes of traffic !!!!! I know live in the Midwest where my biggest concern is what tree I want to pee on.

Another onre I heard is "You might live in Indiana if your family vacation you go to Kings Island or Holiday World."
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Or sprintweek or midget week!

Where is the "California" at ?
Is it really full of limp-wrists ?

Last Thursday which was October 1st when i left for work at 5am i had to scrape the windshield. Not the way i wanted to start my day here in east central Wisconsin.