Jesse H.

Danny Burton · 4/5/10, 9:24 PM

There was a young racer named Hockett
Who raced fast like a rocket
Isn't it a pity?
He came to Twin Cities
And left with 4K's in his pocket

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dust debacle indeed....

Tbird4vkcc · 4/5/10, 10:25 PM

Lol lol lol lol....love it!
My man DAN!

"Grip it and Rip it, just don't Flip it!" ; )

Tbird
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4/5/10, 10:45 PM

That is a good'n Danny.

Pat O'Connor Fan · 4/6/10, 12:48 AM

Danny, you've penned (or should I say typed) some good ones, but this just may have been your best.

PJ Wright · 4/6/10, 2:25 PM

This sad tale of woa is not too merry.
It's about a famous speedway manager named Larry.
His track was about to host a big USAC race.
All the fans were anxious to pay their way into the place.
Did they get to see some great racing for paying their toll?
Nope! Only got to see a renactment of the great dust bowl.
Poor 'ole Larry said "You know, I'm not to blame."
"I watched Earl prep the track and I do it just the same."
So now it's on to the 'Burg, Bloomington and Gas City.
The tracks may not be perfect, but at least the don't treat you........poorly.

Seadog · 4/6/10, 4:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PJ Wright

This sad tale of woa is not too merry.
It's about a famous speedway manager named Larry.
His track was about to host a big USAC race.
All the fans were anxious to pay their way into the place.
Did they get to see some great racing for paying their toll?
Nope! Only got to see a renactment of the great dust bowl.
Poor 'ole Larry said "You know, I'm not to blame."
"I watched Earl prep the track and I do it just the same."
So now it's on to the 'Burg, Bloomington and Gas City.
The tracks may not be perfect, but at least the don't treat you........poorly.

You're a poet and don't know it.
But your feet show it...they're Longfellows.

Danny Burton · 4/6/10, 6:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seadog

You're a poet and don't know it.
But your feet show it...they're Longfellows.

Ouch. Just for that, you are hereby sentenced to a season of sitting in Section A at the 'burg, listening to Marv Fish stories and Dave Rudisell's bad jokes.

4/6/10, 7:00 PM

Hockett in studio for tonight's Lucas Oil ASCS Show
Kansas City, MO - April 06, 2010
By: RacinBoys.com

Jesse Hockett joins Scott Traylor and Kirk Elliott in studio for tonight's Lucas Oil ASCS Show on RacinBoys.com. Guest lineup includes Jason Johnson and Brodix Rookie of the Year candidate Channin Tankersley. In addition, a preview of this weekend's national tour events at Lone Star Speedway and I-30 Speedway will be a part of the hour-long show. Watch Live at 7:00 p.m. CT every Tuesday on RacinBoys.com

Your calls are welcome at 888-883-6363 and join in the chat room while viewing the hour-long program. To watch: RacinBoys TV Live! You can view all Lucas Oil ASCS Shows on RacinBoys TV On Demand

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4/5/10, 10:25 PM	#2
Tbird4vkcc Inactive Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 149	Lol lol lol lol....love it! My man DAN! "Grip it and Rip it, just don't Flip it!" ; ) Tbird Posted via Mobile Device

4/5/10, 10:45 PM	#3 Re: Jesse H.
DWPRATT3 Posts: n/a	That is a good'n Danny.

4/6/10, 12:48 AM	#4 Re: Jesse H.
Pat O'Connor Fan Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 8,029	Danny, you've penned (or should I say typed) some good ones, but this just may have been your best.

4/6/10, 2:25 PM	#5 Re: Jesse H.
PJ Wright Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 4,091	This sad tale of woa is not too merry. It's about a famous speedway manager named Larry. His track was about to host a big USAC race. All the fans were anxious to pay their way into the place. Did they get to see some great racing for paying their toll? Nope! Only got to see a renactment of the great dust bowl. Poor 'ole Larry said "You know, I'm not to blame." "I watched Earl prep the track and I do it just the same." So now it's on to the 'Burg, Bloomington and Gas City. The tracks may not be perfect, but at least the don't treat you........poorly.

4/6/10, 7:00 PM	#8 Re: Jesse H.
Scott T Posts: n/a	Hockett in studio for tonight's Lucas Oil ASCS Show Kansas City, MO - April 06, 2010 By: RacinBoys.com Jesse Hockett joins Scott Traylor and Kirk Elliott in studio for tonight's Lucas Oil ASCS Show on RacinBoys.com. Guest lineup includes Jason Johnson and Brodix Rookie of the Year candidate Channin Tankersley. In addition, a preview of this weekend's national tour events at Lone Star Speedway and I-30 Speedway will be a part of the hour-long show. Watch Live at 7:00 p.m. CT every Tuesday on RacinBoys.com Your calls are welcome at 888-883-6363 and join in the chat room while viewing the hour-long program. To watch: RacinBoys TV Live! You can view all Lucas Oil ASCS Shows on RacinBoys TV On Demand