my lifelong favorite: your and you're. ie. your an idiot.

I would rather have a spill checker that would prevent my beer from spilling when I accidentally knock it over. Sippy cup?

I dus wish dat me coold'of bein uh bettir spellin persun butt all dem yeers en da Peoria Publick Skool distrikt dun skrewed my lernin skilz up liek know uthers.

Ef dis dont explane dis two you then your beyond help.

Hokd on fonix werkt fer me

I'm not one to complain about folks grammar. I figure this is a forum for racers and fans, not English majors. But I admit that at times, I have corrected other folks grammar when quoting their posts. Perhaps I shouldn't take that editorial license, but if it doesn't change the meaning of the original post, what harm can it do, right?

So who can tell me the proper PLURAL POSSESIVE FORM of the word GOOSE....got in a fight with my wife about that last week after helping the child with homework...

I think you would say "it belongs to all those big birds"

FWIW - http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/possessives.htm

Oh I found evidence to back up my answer....she still thinks that there is no such word as.... GEESE'S

Geese's Day is a weird festival that takes place every year in northern Spanish Basque village of Lekeitio. In this Spanish Fiesta brave contestants have to ...

The funny thing is....the spell check on my computer is trying to reject "Geese's".

My Fav I hear in the Midwest is.... I seen last week that..Or... I seen him about a week ago....I seen that he ran 5th. ..... Kills me every time.

Yes, that's it. Is there one of those on my keyboard that I wasn't aware of?