Starting right now on NBCSN! I know it’s not real but it’s better than nothing!

Dale JR (lol) - I know this isn't reality really, but figured should be clear on which Dale Earnhardt!...lol

I see he got 3rd...thats cool...

I thought I put the JR but I see I didn’t.

Gee, what's next on tap? Danica Patrick making a comeback with Michael Waltrip and Kenny Wallace doing the commentary?

If I unfortunately become stricken by the coronavirus and find myself on my back with a ventilator jammed down my throat, I'll at least have the consolation of knowing, "Well.... it could be worse."