(Inspired by AlkyMadness)

USAC Sprints/Midgets at Virginia Motor Speedway. I stop by and pick up the L'burg/Cincinnati crowd and head for Lexington, then east on I-64. Fishburger whimpers as I skillfully negotiate the hills of West Virginia. Keith Wendel mustter dark threats if I don't slow down. RichH promises to vote the straight Democratic ticket if I'll slow down. Gregg hollers something about needing to "potty"?:eek: And Tim Caldwell swears that he will never ride in the front seat with me again. Mr. Sebald calmly sips his Jack and Coke, chuckling at the others' discomfort.

Geriatric road trip, that would be.