I live in North Carolina. Need I say more?

Worse thing to ever happen was when Nextel/Sprint became the title sponsor of NASCAR. Now, whenever I say I'm going to a sprint car race, they automatically think NASCAR and start telling me that Little E is their favorite. I then tell them I don't give a damn about NASCAR and then they just look confused.

I'm reminded of a bumper sticker I used to see that went something like: Eldora, if you have to ask, you'll never understand.

I quit trying to explain and usually just tell people I'm headed north to visit family.