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SPOILER ALERT! THIS IS SATIRE!
The Setting: USAC office in Speedway, Indiana
Those attending: Various USAC officials and Guido Sarducci, aka "The Hammer", representing the sports books affiliated with USAC.
USAC officials discuss disqualifying Bacon & Moles for illegal weight during last Fridays race and "The Hammer" says, "Whatta you a mean a changna resulta lasa Friday? You canna do dat, I breaka you face".
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Real Race Cars Don't Have Fenders! 
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