Ross, the stuff on here is only a sideshow and mostly harmless. Come up to Montpelier on April 4th, buy pit passes and see for yourself why we're so passionate about our sport. I'll be there. Come by and say hello. Pat will probably be there, maybe Dad and his son Doug. We're not as crazy as we sound on IOW. Really. Plus, there's a good chance you'll meet guys like Johnny Heidenreich and Robbie Parrish who've been around this sport long enough to be legends, as well as up-and-comers like Austin Nemire, Spencer Bayston and Justin Peck. Then sit up in the pit stands and watch the racing. It will be much less confusing, and you will be encouraged, not disheartened. And maybe, just maybe, you'll understand...