To paraphrase the esteemed spokesman Yosemite Sam, "If there's anything I hate worse than an Eckert, it's two Eckerts." Or rabbits.

I discussed Bloomington's unique rule last year with Kevin Briscoe, and he thought the World of Outlaws had the best method: everyone pushes off, everyone juices it once or twice, and everyone assembles behind the pace vehicle. Simple. Obviously, anyone retrieving debris should be protected by a corner flagman or truck with flashing lights. But even the best can lapse. Sammy Swindell drilled Workin' Woody at Chico and another push truck at Lernerville full throttle.

Dropkicked in the Murphys. That was good. Welcome to Indiana Open Wheel, also known as the Dean Mills Booster Club.