I haven't had any beer spilled on me at home....

I haven't been knocked over by some 48 year old dude wearing a LOWES jacket screaming "Wasn't that Tony?"..

My recliner is much much wider than the 9 inches of bleacher each person is allowed at the expo center.

If me, my wife and my son all want to get up and go to the bathroom or grab a drink at the same time we always come back and have a place to sit...


But yeah, I would much rather be in Tulsa all week.