I got the final analysis back from the Police Dept. regarding the late arrival of my SC&M magazine.

It was just as I suspected. Fingerprints & DNA sample matched my posties fingerprints & DNA. They also found a footprint that covered the whole of the magazine which matches her "Bigfoot" Post Office issue boots. They also found no traces of sweat anywhere on the magazine-common to most postal workers so I am told- and they also found a hint of perfume which they cross referenced and is called "Victory Lane Lust" Methanol scented.

I am still debating on whether or not I should file charges.