well the best one I have heard yet is for all the believers just go ahead and give me all your wonderful possessions and sign all your property over to me I will take care of it for you.
And the next one was this I was driving down the road the other day and looked over and saw a girl texting while she was driving, It Pee'ed me off so bad I sped up beside her and threw a half can of beer out the window at her car. Now that was funny LOL!
And oh yes you still have time to give me all your Sprint cars before its over.
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