You spend more time watching the Weather Channel than the news.

You stop at a freeway rest stop and see people that you know.

You don’t know what day it is other than Race Day.

Tracks have more photographers than officials in the infield.

You don’t think that getting to the track at 2 PM is early.

Work? Are you kidding?

There are people you barely know sleeping on your floor at home.

Dave Darland is in the Winner's Circle.

You know what The Frolic is. And can’t remember if you shouldn’t know what The Frolic is. . .

Your sun tan rivals any farmer.

You have spent more on T-shirts than food.