Bill, good stuff...Here is a sign that Sharon Speedway had posted at their pit gate:

Sharon is an old, fast dangerous track,

1) It may be smooth
2) It may be rough
3) It may be dry
4) It may be wet
5) It may be dustless
6) It may be dusty
7) It may go smoothly
8) It may be confusing
9) It may go slow
10) It may go fast
11) It might rain <<<<EDIT: you can tell this is an OLD sign,
12) The show may run late
13) You may like the man-age-ment
14) You may not like the man-age-ment
15) You may like the rules
16) You may not like the rules
17) It might be the best damn show ever

If you feel you can't run under these con-di-tions, save us the trouble, stay home,
The Management

Every track needs a sign like this at ALL Ticket booths...They just need to add spectate to the last line...