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Originally Posted by cleatziff
Jim George I am not sure if you are aware of this but there is a strange affliction that most nascar fans suffer from. For some reason their eyes do not work unless they are standing. Doctors have not been able to figure out what causes this.
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Medical update! A recent USC (University of South Charlotte) study has determined that many (I said many, not all) NASCAR fans, when seated, put a great deal of pressure on their brains since the are located in their butts. That is what keeps the optical nerves from working while they are sitting down.
There is no known cure.