New for 2008 - Now you too can avoid driving up to three laps with the one and only Sammy Swindell !

That's right folks, for the very reasonable price of $48,595.00 you can be spared the pain and humiliation of sitting beside the powder keg of racing, "Mr. Personality" the one and only Slammin' Sammy Swindell. For the price of a well furnished mobile home, you can avoid being Sammy's driving companion while he tries to avoid driving into the back of a push truck during time trials. For no extra charge, you can stay clear away from Sammy as he and his crew attempt to pummel young competitors after on track incidents involving family members.

But wait, there's more. If you act before January 31st, for only an additional $15,995.33 you can also avoid driving up to ten laps with Sammy's spawn, Kevin "Rocky the flying squirrel" Swindell. Avoid endless spinouts, unnecessary riding up the back of opponents tail tanks, punting infield tires... and so much more.




This special end of year bonus is offered for a limited time only and will not be carried over into the new year. You must act now. Operators are standing by.