I already have my presidential campaign in full swing, thank you. First thing I will do as president of these wonderful United States will be to outlaw all the Chinese-type Sweat Shop Midget Bowls in the United States. No more penny purses and no more midget promoters driving around in Bentleys and Lamborghinis. I am also planning a huge political send off presidential rally underneath the Tulsa Driller. I just hope he doesn't have to take a piss during my speech. Stay tuned for more campaign promises.