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I don't know.. I haven't been on the back of Bull lately.
Here is what I'm proposing to solve all of this. Here goes:
Every promoter in America needs to adopt the P & P policy. The P & P policy will eliminate anyone having to buy a pit pass. No more paying to entertain and no more entry fees ever. Here's how it would work:
Once you are inside the pits all the gates will be locked. No one, even the announcer, will be allowed to leave the track. This will maximize the return on the P & P policy. No toterhomes, motorhomes or any other vehicle with "facilities on board" will be allowed in the pits. No buckets allowed either. There will be at least 10 "Here's Johnny" cubicles to P & P. The promoter, instead of counting all the pit pass and entry fee money or watching the street stocks and bombers crash into each other, will be stationed outside the cubicles collecting $10 for every P & P. The ladies that normally sell pit passes will now be stationed behind tow vehicles and near the woods to make sure no one violates the P & P policy. I figure that on the average, especially if several cans of beer are consumed, each person in the pits potentially could pay up to $30-40 to P & P. The sale of Chili and Nachos may help to improve revenue. With all this potential income, this will surely eliminate once and for all any driver or midget car owner from paying to entertain.
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