I can see that you have not changed at all since I posted on here about six months or so back that " You remind me of the movie It's a Wonderful Life, especially the part when Jimmy Stewart is telling Dyno Don, I mean Mr. Potter, about how you are a warped, twisted old man!

Just stay home, I'm sure there is a Nascrap race on you can watch. Or maybe just sit on the porch, hoping one of the nieghbors kids baseball might accidentally go in your yard, so you can pounce from your perch and take it away.

If you do decide to come, (a miracle can happen) and you ain't bitchin about something, (two miracles to much to ask?), you can go out in the midway during the Mini-sprints and mingle, with all the big bad bikers!