1. AJ Foyt: "I'm so wonderful!"

2. Ken Schrader being interviewed after crashing his Cup car (mid 90's):

Pit reporter: Ken, the car looks pretty bad. Will your guys be able to make repairs and get you back out on the track?

Ken: mmmm, I'm afraid so.

3. Danny Sullivan after winning the '85 Indy 500 (in his Louisville drawl): "Oooh yeah, it's Miller time!"
(Miller beer was the sponsor)

4. Announcer interviewing Billy Cassella: Announcer says to Billy, "Do you have a chance of winning the race today? Billy says, "that's the whole reason for me showing up here today, buddy!"

5. Jack Hewitt after winning the Silver Crown race in Richmond, Virginia: "At least the fans can pronounce my name, not like those damn furners drivin' those Indy cars.