1. Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.



2. Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.


3. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing


4. Why did Tiger Woods crash into a fire hydrant and a tree? He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.


5. This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards


6. After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree


7. Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife