I say the heck with Gold and Silver Crown, let's start a totally new series and call it Cubic Zirconia Crown! I propose this to be the best of ALL racing worlds with races on paved and dirt ovals, road courses, rally/rallycross, hillclimb AND drag racing. I propose we get the Thunderboltgreaselighting Chassis company to build all the cars to the same exacting specs and have their chief test driver, the world renowed Tom Slick to develope the cars to the HIGHEST levels possible! I also propose that my new promotional group, SCREWTHEMTILLTHEYBEGFORMERCY LLC. promote all races and sanction same with offciating provided by THREEBLINDMICE Inc. Drivers already signed to race are Dick Dastardly and his partner Mr. Muttly, Speed Racer, Eric Cartman and Duke Cook! There will be no rulebook, we will make them up as we go along, points champion will be whoever we want after a long, screwed up chase format involving games of chance. See photo of car being put thru it's paces below and thank you for your support!
