Hell folks I've got the answer to all of the problems mentioned here. Why don't we throw a bagazillion dollars at the issues like our friends do in Washington? Doesn't matter if we have enough in the checking account to cover what we are spending does it? I didn't think so.
I have an idea
How about I give you Forrest Lucas's checking account number (BR-459) and Mr. Miller takes all the money and fixes USAC's problems and if he has any money left which I doubt he will after seeing all of the problems listed here I would insist that USAC pay for my main man DonMoore10's medical bills.
Oh the ideas that could be acted on...
He can buy frisbees for drivers to toss, since that idea will put fannies in the stands or cars in the pits, he can buy ARCA since they obvioulsy are dragging down USAC, he can buy enough Toyota push trucks with all the unsightly graphics to push all the cars off at once, he can also replace some of that 70's shag carpeting in the office and create a work station for Tony after his mom and sisters run him. With his experience at spending high volumes of cash Tony should be a shoe in for spending some of Mr. Miller's bagazillion dollars as USAC's new marketing genious, no offense to Heidi
but she doesn't have the experience at spending the mass volume of capital that Tony does. I would also insist that all USAC employees past and present have their Hoosier Tire and B.East tatoos surgically removed or at least have the other tire manufacturers and car builders tatooed on as well. Seems fair to me.
Oh what Mr. Miller couldn't do with a bagazillion dollars. Shoot he could even raise the purse too.
Since the Holiday Inn express I am at turns off the switch to the wifi at 11:30 I am off to bed to let these ideas simmer over night.
Peace and harmony to all and to all a good night.
