Chet-ism’s
 

Chet Christner comes up with some good ones while announcing. Thought it would
be neat for those that want to post one they’ve heard. Don’t have to love it or hate it, just thought it would be fun to get a list of ones ya heard him throw out. I’ll start with “ Tricky Trail to Tread”. Not sure how he spits that out in heat of the moment. If you don’t like his style, then don’t reply or bash please. :23:

Re: Chet-ism’s
 

"cars are hopping around like a rabbit on crack"

"he's disappearing faster than breath mints at a singles bar"

"premature acceleration"

Re: Chet-ism’s
 

If you watch a lot. I think everyone gets a little old. But Chet is different. Can listen to him five nights a week.

Chetism, BEEP BEEP, I'm here to compete

Only other Announcer I know that even came close to him is a Hockey Announcer that did the Cincinnati Cyclones for about the first ten years. He could word play visuals right into your head and for the most part, He was purely radio. His name was Terry Ficcorelli.

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"More tricks than a clown's pocket with a rat on a Cheeto in it."

“Shot in the shorts”. “Turned like a mouse in sneakers”

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"Sent a rod to God!" when someone breaks a motor. Love listening to Chet. He gets excited without being annoying.

Nay nay, not today.

“That tooted the ole stink whistle”
“He’s got some traction for action”

Hammering like a blind carpenter

Re: Chet-ism’s
 

"that thing's hammering like a blind carpenter"