Driver needed for B-town
 

For Immediate Release...

Team 7 racing unfortunately has a seat open for the Bloomington Speedway season opener this Friday night. Head wrench and team mananger Jared Fox is on the lookout for an experienced wheelman to replace "The Mayor" for this one night. "The Mayor won't be able to be with us this Friday, but the machine is ready and capable of taking home the hardware" says Fox. When asked why Jon would be unable to attend the opener Fox stated "I'm not at liberty to discuss those matters." Off the record, a source close to the team explained that "The Mayor" ,with his recent body transformation, had been lured into a speed dating event at the Western Sizzler Steakhouse and Buffett Friday night by some prospective ladies. Fox later stated " it really chaps me that my driver would bail on us after all the hard work we've put in, but we'll get through it and I wish him all the best at Sizzler. Maybe we'll both come out winners."

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So why don't you put your azz in that ride? Save Dad a few $$$.

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cause I cant fit into slims seat....:)

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:5::5::8:

If this is serious, I can't believe somebody hasn't responded??
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Daron clayton

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Sent you a pm

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I may not be the most experienced candidate at the moment, but I'll gladly throw my hat in the ring. Check us out at www.ScottyOrme.com.

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caleb armstrong

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Daron Clayton is the one.....Gasser:6:

Clearly the answer to this question is the legedary Jared Fox himself. If Fox is unavalible, LocalYokel, former professional sprint car driver, groomsman, and $hit talker, would be honored for one last shot at glory!
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:)

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I'll have to do some digging, but I think I can find my leather helmet and goggles, and I'll be there if you need me.

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Dave pepperack

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I heard that they just installed a new dance floor & personally asked old "Dirty Dancing"/Patrick Swayze to break it in for them.

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Give Super Duke a call. He's been itching to get back in the saddle.

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:5::5::8::9::9::5::3::3:

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Is that saddle mounted on a mule? :5::3:

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No, it's under the mule:18:

I am looking for a ride

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That Torqueball is not only a pretty fair driver his self but what a press agent for the Mayor! :8:

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PUT a Fatboy seat in it Ill BE there, Butch

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How bout a recomendation letter from Rowdy Rod, in the form of a Silver Eagle from Rowdy Rods winternationals! sweartagawd man!..

Just kidding, good luck to the 7 car and all the real gassers tonight at the Bloomington Speedway..

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So glad the Mayor decided against his other plans and chauffeured the #7 himself. :) Was great to watch him make his moves on the red clay, 16th to 5th, what run. Earned his first, of probably many, "Hard Charger" awards for this season.
:8: Congrats Jon & Team 7. :8: