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bigmojo5 1/30/09 11:27 PM

Does Danica have an enhanced chassis????
 
Chris Economaki's column has this paragraph...

"In commenting on Go Daddy advertising, Ad Age Magazine describes Danica Patrick as "One of a bevy of breast-augmented womenfolk circling down the road."

I wonder ...

Jim Morrison

dirtywhiteboy 1/31/09 12:06 AM

Re: Does Danica have an enhanced chassis????
 
If she has had breast implants those are the smallest ones I have ever seen done.

mscs20 1/31/09 2:04 AM

Re: Does Danica have an enhanced chassis????
 
She doesn't have them, but her mom does.

racer-x 1/31/09 7:11 AM

Re: Does Danica have an enhanced chassis????
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mscs20 (Post 84775)
She doesn't have them, but her mom does.

Does anyone have any pictures of her Mom?

bigmojo5 1/31/09 8:14 AM

Re: Does Danica have an enhanced chassis????
 
Knew a girl once that got implants -- went from an A to a B.
Then she got a job as a stripper.

Jim Morrison

bullring 1/31/09 8:20 AM

Re: Does Danica have an enhanced chassis????
 
It seems like a good safety addition to me. Kinda like having built in airbags.

cmakin 1/31/09 8:41 AM

Re: Does Danica have an enhanced chassis????
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by racer-x (Post 84787)
Does anyone have any pictures of her Mom?


Isn't the Google amazing?

http://www.sugarriverraceway.com/pho...bev-9-4-05.jpg

Tony Barhorst 1/31/09 8:46 AM

Re: Does Danica have an enhanced chassis????
 
This begs the tech questions?

Would implants be considered " bolt on weight'?
If so...they are "within the frame"

cmakin 1/31/09 8:55 AM

Re: Does Danica have an enhanced chassis????
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tony Barhorst (Post 84793)
This begs the tech questions?

Would implants be considered " bolt on weight'?
If so...they are "within the frame"

Hmm. Maybe external to the frame, but certainly within the monocoque.

wbr 1/31/09 9:22 AM

Re: Does Danica have an enhanced chassis????
 
Just to set the record straight- I will sacrifice my time to do a thorough inspection of the subject.

Its up to you guys to talk her into it though!:rolling

Scott Daloisio 1/31/09 11:13 AM

Re: Does Danica have an enhanced chassis????
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLLZhAVeB8Y

VaDirt 1/31/09 11:47 AM

Re: Does Danica have an enhanced chassis????
 
As good as the pros can make her look for the commercials and layouts, I personally think she could a little overall enhancement ...

safetyworker 1/31/09 12:37 PM

Re: Does Danica have an enhanced chassis????
 
It is my professional opinion this constitutes a safety/medical/rescue issue...further study will be required! <G>

dirtywhiteboy 1/31/09 12:52 PM

Re: Does Danica have an enhanced chassis????
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by wbr (Post 84798)
Just to set the record straight- I will sacrifice my time to do a thorough inspection of the subject.

Its up to you guys to talk her into it though!:rolling

I think an attitude enhancement would be far more important than bigger titonies.

wbr 2/1/09 6:18 PM

Re: Does Danica have an enhanced chassis????
 
They are televising the inspection tonight during the super bowl, so don't miss it. Also I can attest the chassis is genuine, no mods to it. Wish you could all be there with us but there is only room for 2 in her shower!:O:

bigmojo5 2/1/09 6:35 PM

Re: Does Danica have an enhanced chassis????
 
A friend of mine did a little research and found the original article. Seems like the quote in Speed Sport was not complete.

What actually was written was: "Here two of the spots Go Daddy might be running in the Super Bowl. Danica Patrick and a bevy of breast-augmented womenfolk are back for another round of what's supposed to be 'edgy' fun. The spots were created in-house."

And, don't get excited about Danica's shower scene unless you like watching her wash her hair.

Jim Morrison

Tim Watson 2/2/09 7:48 PM

Re: Does Danica have an enhanced chassis????
 
I would think it would be harder to turn the car with a set of enhanced knockers brushing against the steering wheel during the race. :icon_smile_blackeye

Pat O'Connor Fan 2/2/09 10:01 PM

Re: Does Danica have an enhanced chassis????
 
If those are "enhanced" she better get her money back :rolling:O:

jim9 2/2/09 10:17 PM

Re: Does Danica have an enhanced chassis????
 
yes it is

AsianPersuasian 2/3/09 10:38 AM

Re: Does Danica have an enhanced chassis????
 
Haha "Through extensive wind tunnel testing...developed for minimal buffeting at high speeds...."

Heromaker 2/3/09 12:32 PM

Re: Does Danica have an enhanced chassis????
 
and with enhanced ta tas I think it would be a safety issue. How could you get those belts tight over huge Ta Tas

bigmojo5 2/3/09 11:21 PM

Re: Does Danica have an enhanced chassis????
 
Ask Milka Duno???

Jim Morrison

zeroracer 2/4/09 1:07 AM

Re: Does Danica have an enhanced chassis????
 
I preffer "hands on" research

bigmojo5 2/10/09 8:14 AM

Re: Does Danica have an enhanced chassis????
 
With the new SI Swimsuit issue, we'll all get a better look. AOL uses probably already know.
jim

Racer12 2/10/09 12:55 PM

Re: Does Danica have an enhanced chassis????
 
Just saw some new SI pics of Danica and even though my research was not hands on :( I would say those ta tas are the real deal. JMO

Bob

RacinJason 2/10/09 1:27 PM

Re: Does Danica have an enhanced chassis????
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Heromaker (Post 85381)
and with enhanced ta tas I think it would be a safety issue. How could you get those belts tight over huge Ta Tas


I think that is actually true. They would slide right off. What about on inpact if they burst. Now the the rest of the crash your belts are loose. That would be nasty.

Guess they need to change the rules. No dentures or fake boobs.
:O:

Heromaker 2/10/09 5:06 PM

Re: Does Danica have an enhanced chassis????
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by RacinJason (Post 86675)

I think that is actually true. They would slide right off. What about on inpact if they burst. Now the the rest of the crash your belts are loose. That would be nasty.

Guess they need to change the rules. No dentures or fake boobs.
:O:

Cool someone that gets it:thumb

bigmojo5 2/10/09 7:55 PM

Re: Does Danica have an enhanced chassis????
 
USAC used to not allow contact lenses for fear they might pop out on impact, or do damage to the eye.
Jim Morrison


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