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7/4/08, 12:08 PM   #1
Independence Day Humor
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I know this is not race related, but I thought it would lighten the mood a little bit and everyone likes a good joke, don't they?

Cornwallis was leading his army through the woods of Virginia when he heard a call from over the hill:

"One rebel soldier can beat TEN British soldiers!"

Angered, Cornwallis sent ten soldiers over the hill. The sound of fighting, then silence. None came back.

"One rebel soldier can beat ONE HUNDRED British soldiers!"

Really mad now, Cornwallis sent one hundred soldiers over the hill. The sound of fighting, a little longer this time, then silence. None came back.

"One rebel soldier can beat a WHOLE ARMY of British soldiers!"

Furious, Cornwallis sent his whole army over the hill. Terrible sounds of fighting, then silence. A wounded British soldier crawled back over the hill and shouted:

"It's a trick! It's a trick! There are TWO of them!"
 
7/4/08, 12:12 PM   #2
Re: Independence Day Humor
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Thats funny I like that!!!!
 
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