[Dick Monahan]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/nas...s-conce,17820/

[terrehautian]

NEW YORK—In a move designed to bring their business closer to its core values, top NASCAR officials announced Monday that from now on, rather than racing to determine a winner, advertising-bedecked cars would slowly circle the track in a noncompetitive marketing parade set to begin with next year's Daytona 500. "Declining revenue made us take a closer look at the sport, and we found that many fans couldn't even see the logos and graphics on cars when all that high-speed racing was taking place," NASCAR president Mike Helton said. "Now that we've eliminated the competitive aspect, we're also free to give our fans what they've been asking for: new advertising on the track, flashier ads applied during pit stops, and a safer, more relaxing marketing environment overall." Fans objecting to the move were encouraged to take advantage of NASCAR's wide array of newly available advertising space to voice their concerns.

I love the onion.

[dirtnonwingfan]

I love it! When I saw The Onion mentioned I knew it would be good, and it didn't disappoint. Thanks for sharing.

[dirtball]

Your on the wrong board!

[interpreter66]

Originally Posted by dirtball Your on the wrong board!

still funny , or is true