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| 12/3/09, 9:22 AM |
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Q: What's the difference between Tiger's Escalade and his golf ball?
A: He can drive the golf ball 400 yards.:2: |
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| 12/3/09, 10:04 AM |
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He changed his name also , from tiger woods to cheata woods .
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| 12/3/09, 10:15 AM |
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You know what Tiger has in common with a baby seal????
They have both been clubbed by a Norwegian......... Did you hear about the Cadallac Escalade???? Tiger got a hole in one.......... |
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| 12/3/09, 11:31 AM |
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[QUOTE=Rpracing1;148097]You know what Tiger has in common with a baby seal????
They have both been clubbed by a Norwegian......... That there is funny stuff.... 
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| 12/3/09, 2:02 PM |
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tiger's Christmas card.
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| 12/3/09, 4:03 PM |
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Reportedly the police asked Elin (Tiger's wife) how many times she had hit him. She said "I don't know............but put me down for a 5."
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| 12/3/09, 4:57 PM |
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I just found out that I can out drive Tiger. But just not on the Golf Course.
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| 12/3/09, 5:19 PM |
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Not a joke, but interesting. I just read an article that says his wife had a prenup that gaver her $20 mil if she stays with him for 10 years.
Her new agreement gives her $5 mil now, and $55 mil if she stays for TWO more years. And you thought Jeff Gordon's wife got a good deal. :-) |
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| 12/3/09, 7:35 PM |
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1. Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
2. Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par. 3. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing 4. Why did Tiger Woods crash into a fire hydrant and a tree? He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron. 5. This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards 6. After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree 7. Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife |
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