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SHORTBUS (Offline)
  #1 11/6/07 8:23 PM
A papa mole, a mama mole, and a
baby mole all live together

in a
little mole hole.


One day, papa mole sticks
his head
out of the hole,
sniffs the air
and said,
"Yummy! I smell maple syrup!"



The mama mole sticks her head
out of the hole,
sniffs
the air and said,
"Oh, Yummy! I smell honey!"



Now baby mole is trying
to stick his head
out of the hole
to sniff the air,
but can't
because the bigger moles
are in the
way.
This makes him whine,
"Geez, all I can smell is....



MOLASSES!
dkdorkboy (Offline)
  #2 11/6/07 8:25 PM
LOL!!!!!!!:rolling:
cecil98 (Offline)
  #3 11/6/07 9:20 PM
SHORTBUS!!! I've heard it before but, I never get tired of it. It's a classic in this industry!!! LOL
Dirtfan (Offline)
  #4 11/7/07 8:31 PM
You just have tooooo much time. Maybe you should go to Duck River or somewhere this weekend!!!!!

Dan Hetser


"Today is a Gift, Tomorrow is not Promised"
SHORTBUS (Offline)
  #5 11/7/07 9:38 PM
Originally Posted by Dirtfan:
You just have tooooo much time. Maybe you should go to Duck River or somewhere this weekend!!!!!
I PLAN ON IT - WANNA GO ?? :Steer
Dirtfan (Offline)
  #6 11/8/07 8:38 AM
Originally Posted by SHORTBUS:
I PLAN ON IT - WANNA GO ?? :Steer
Sure would like to but my better half always worries about you :shout corrupting me:rolling:

Dan Hetser


"Today is a Gift, Tomorrow is not Promised"
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