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4/1/19, 11:42 AM |
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Perris Auto Speedway Embraces New Green Deal
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Perris Auto Speedway
18700 Lake Perris Drive Perris, CA 92571 (951) 940-0134 http://perrisautospeedway.com/ For further information contact Scott Daloisio mailto:perrisautospeedway1@gmail.com or (909) 226-7768 For Immediate Release PERRIS AUTO SPEEDWAY EMBRACES THE PROPOSED GREEN NEW DEAL! (Perris, CA, April 1, 2019) Perris Auto Speedway Promoter Don Kazarian has announced that the famous Riverside County half-mile clay oval is all on board with the proposed Green New Deal. The track will be implementing several exciting changes including solar powered racecars. The transition to the new powerplants is expected for competitors in all classes beginning this month. Upon hearing the proposed Green New Deal earlier this year, the longtime track promoter’s mind got rolling and he is pleased to reveal several changes that will appeal to race fans and teams alike. “I was intrigued when the new Green Deal was proposed,” Kazarian said. “I knew we had to comply and make it compatible in some way with racing. Therefore, I am pleased to announce that we are going all solar power at the track and that includes the racecars in each class. I know in the past we had proposed going to solar powered cars, but this time it is happening.” The plan is for all of the famous Riverside County half-mile clay ovals open wheel classes to have a solar panel mounted behind the cage and a minimum of 14” inches over the tail tank. All the stock car classes and Night of Destruction cars will have them mounted on the roof. Not only will solar powered race cars fall in line with emission protections of the New Green Deal, but they will also help with a longtime problem of racecar drivers. “Many drivers have their hearing impaired after years of racing,” Kazarian stated. “As solar powered cars will be quiet, drivers will no longer have to deal with hearing loss. It will be a win win situation for everyone.” When queried as to his thoughts on the idea of quiet racecars helping drivers maintain their hearing as they grow older, longtime driver and now USAC/CRA Race Director Tony Jones replied, “Huh?” The last time Kazarian considered going to solar powered cars, he addressed the concern of fans missing the sound of the racing engines. At the time, he said the track would pump the sound of powerful engines over the track’s public address system. That is not going to be the case this time. “Noise pollution is of global concern,” the longtime promoter stated. “So, instead of pumping in the reverberations of powerful engines at high speed, we are going to pump in some mood music. I like Teddy Pendcargrass and have a lot of his tunes. We may turn it up a notch at times to get the fans really fired up and play some stuff from Barry Manilow. They will love it.” Another proposal of the Green New Deal that intrigued Kazarian is the eventual cancelation of air flights and replacing them by building high speed rail systems over the world’s oceans. “It is going to take a lot of work to get the high-speed rails built across oceans around the globe,” he said. “So, I started thinking, the companies constructing these rails will need some practice. Therefore, we are going to have them build a high-speed rail system over the nearby lake to get fans to the track.” When questioned as to where the materials were going to come from to build that rail system, Kazarian stated, “We have some extra steel left over from building cars for our new Double Decker class. I have had the guys go over and take a look at the lake. They said it will take quite a bit more steel than we have on hand, so we will plan on building more Double Deckers and buying more steel. Lastly, but certainly not least, cow farts are also part of the equation. Long time championed by many concerned with the environment, Kazarian has a plan for cow farts. “We are thinking of eliminating beef products from the concessions” he stated. “I am not sure how much it will help the environment, but have you ever smelled a cow fart. They are disgusting!” In closing, Kazarian said with a wink and a smile, “I everyone has a very Happy April Fool’s Day.” To keep up with all the latest Perris Auto Speedway news, photos, gossip and receive special offers, please use the following links: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Perri...8686480?ref=hl Twitter: Perris Auto Speedway on Twitter. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/perrisautospeedway/ Website: http://perrisautospeedway.com/ Video and DVD productions of all racing sprint cars events at Perris Auto Speedway are available from Loudpedal Productions. For more information on these productions you can contact them by calling (805) 844-3854, E-mailing mailto:trtruex@gmail.com or you can visit the website LoudPedal Productions. DVD’s of all the PASSCAR/IMCA racing and Nights of Destruction at The PAS are available from Fourvideos. For more information call (714) 225-9500. racesatthepas@aol.com is the only authorized Internet address to issue official media news released from The Perris Auto Speedway or Oval Entertainment. 2019 Perris Auto Speedway Schedule April 13th “Sokola Shootout” Amsoil USAC/CRA Sprint Cars, PAS Senior Sprints and PAS Young Gun Sprints April 20th PASSCAR Super Stocks, Street Stocks, American Factory Stocks and IMCA Modifieds April 27th LKQ Pick Your Part Presents Night of Destruction II: Demo Cross, Figure 8’s, Trailer Figure 8’s, Mini Stocks, Double Deckers, Formula X Autocross and Cross Karts American Cancer Society Night Benefiting the “Up Down ‘n Dirty 4 a Cure Mud Run May 4th PASSCAR Super Stocks, Street Stocks, American Factory Stocks and IMCA Modifieds May 25th “Salute to Indy” Amsoil USAC/CRA Sprint Cars, PAS Senior Sprints and PAS Young Gun Sprints American Cancer Society Night Benefiting the “Up Down ‘n Dirty 4 a Cure Mud Run June 1st LKQ Pick Your Part Presents Night of Destruction III: Demo Cross, Figure 8’s, Trailer Figure 8’s, Mini Stocks, Double Deckers, Formula X Autocross and Cross Karts American Cancer Society Night Benefiting the “Up Down ‘n Dirty 4 a Cure Mud Run June 15th PASSCAR Super Stocks, Street Stocks, American Factory Stocks and IMCA Modifieds June 29th Amsoil USAC/CRA Sprint Cars, PAS Senior Sprints and PAS Young Gun Sprints July 4th FIREWORKS SPECTACULAR LKQ Pick Your Part Presents Night of Destruction IV: Demo Cross, Figure 8’s, Trailer Figure 8’s, Mini Stocks, Double Deckers, Formula X Autocross and Cross Karts American Cancer Society Night Benefiting the “Up Down ‘n Dirty 4 a Cure Mud Run July 13th Amsoil USAC/CRA & USAC Southwest Sprint Cars, PAS Senior Sprints and PAS Young Gun Sprints July 20th PASSCAR Super Stocks, Street Stocks, American Factory Stocks and IMCA Modifieds July 27th LKQ Pick Your Part Presents Night of Destruction V: Demo Cross, Figure 8’s, Trailer Figure 8’s, Mini Stocks, Double Deckers, Formula X Autocross and Cross Karts August 17th “California Racer’s Hall of Fame Night” Amsoil USAC/CRA & USAC Southwest Sprint Cars, PAS Senior Sprints and PAS Young Gun Sprints August 24th PASSCAR Super Stocks, Street Stocks, American Factory Stocks and IMCA Modifieds August 31st LKQ Pick Your Part Presents Night of Destruction VI: Demo Cross, Figure 8’s, Trailer Figure 8’s, Mini Stocks, Double Deckers, Formula X Autocross and Cross Karts September 14th PASSCAR Super Stocks, Street Stocks, American Factory Stocks and IMCA Modifieds September 21st “Glenn Howard Classic” Amsoil USAC/CRA Sprint Cars, PAS Senior Sprints and PAS Young Gun Sprints September 28th LKQ Pick Your Part Presents Night of Destruction VII: Demo Cross, Figure 8’s, Trailer Figure 8’s, Mini Stocks, Double Deckers, Formula X Autocross and Cross Karts November 6th Budweiser Oval Nationals Presented by All Coast Construction Practice Session November 7th Budweiser Oval Nationals Presented by All Coast Construction USAC National, CRA and Southwest Sprint Cars November 8th Budweiser Oval Nationals Presented by All Coast Construction USAC National, CRA and Southwest Sprint Cars November 9th Budweiser Oval Nationals Presented by All Coast Construction USAC National, CRA and Southwest Sprint Cars November 16th “Champions Night” PASSCAR Super Stocks, Street Stocks, American Factory Stocks and PAS Modifieds *** Schedule Subject to Change Special thank you to Mari Hicks |
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4/1/19, 11:48 AM |
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Always love your April Fools Day posts Scott. I was at Indianapolis Raceway park once when they ran the battery powered cars that several colleges created. It was very strange just hearing the squealing of the tires but no motor sound.
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4/1/19, 2:15 PM |
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Teddy Pendergrass and Barry Manilow, That'll pack em in! Can't wait. That stuff should help with the world over population problem as well.
AOC for Prez!
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4/1/19, 4:10 PM |
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Wonderfully composed; pointing much out about the Green New Deal!...every race fan should keep this stuff in mind thru the next 581 days...
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4/1/19, 10:15 PM |
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It’s California, first gun control, then sanctuary cities. Who knows what’s next. Wouldn’t put it past some crazy liberal.
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4/2/19, 12:00 AM |
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Day Racing will take some getting used to. no curfew issues or getting home late. Will they be allowed in cockpit adjusters to move the panel in the direction of the sun during the race?
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I’m not sure what bothers me more,those pushing the green deal or the uninformed voter that think your crazy if you tell them about it.
I have read that Harley Davidson is about to release a new “green” electric motorcycle. ***??? I bet there standing in line waiting for a motorcycle that has no sound! I would think the same of a electric race car! Anyone on here wanna go to a car race without the noise? I know this post was started as a joke but with the right people elected it could happen! I will take FREEDOM over FREE STUFF any time!!!! |
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