[QUOTE=SUPERDUKE;80739] That's one of the funniest things I've read in quite sometime. Superduke is right though.

You not only need money, you need glasses too !

THERE WILL BE A DONATION BOX FOR BEER AT BUZZ ROSE'S BOOK STAND JUST OUTSIDE THE PIT ENTRY ACROSS FROM THE FOOD STAND ALONG THE PIT FENCE!!! DROP A BUCK OR TWO!!!!!!!!!!!! JIMMY OSKIE 5 TIME CRA CHAMPION AND EATING CHAMPION WILL BE THERE 3 TO 5 PM SIGNING BUZZ'S CRA BOOKS AND I WILL BE THERE FOR THE BEER!!!! AND SELLING KISSES TO THE LADIES FOR A BUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!:applaud::checkered:

http://www.chron.com/apps/comics/sho...27&name=Argyle

NO GLASSES!!!!! I KNOW THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:applaud:

Hey Duke, You don't need Beer, You need a lot of DIET COLA!!!:::doh:

WHATS YOUR POINT? DIET COLA NOT GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:doh:

Need more money now!!!!!!!! Tom bigelow will be there!!!!!!!!!

I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT YOU BEING UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rolling

WE KNOW ALL THE BAR MAIDS BY THE FIRST NAMES AND WHERE THEY LIVE!!!!!!!!:applaud: