A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was

packed. As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see

her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they had a lot to

do.

Because she was so worried, she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where

he was.

In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry store we

went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace

that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"

The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that jewelry

store."


He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it

Sorry but I had to steal this and post on FB...to funny not to share

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Instead of going to Jareds he went to jerry's pub

Right where he belongs

Jerry #66j
stida.com/HalfMoon Resturant & Brewery
www.joshspencer.com

Nice story, even if it does end with a quote from the bufoonish Margaret Mead.