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Terry Porter (Offline)
  #1 1/15/15 10:20 PM
I'm getting sick and tired if promoters selling someone a 17" wide seat to someone with a 27" wide ass.

Fat SOB sitting in front if me takes up 3/4 of the seat next to him and hangs back towards me at least 2/3 of my leg room.

******* knows he won't fit and all I get to do is grin and bear it I guess.

Rant over!
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Flatrightrear (Offline)
  #2 1/16/15 2:47 AM
Airplanes can be fun, too.
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reeserx (Offline)
  #3 1/16/15 4:10 AM
Originally Posted by Terry Porter:
I'm getting sick and tired if promoters selling someone a 17" wide seat to someone with a 27" wide ass.

Fat SOB sitting in front if me takes up 3/4 of the seat next to him and hangs back towards me at least 2/3 of my leg room.

******* knows he won't fit and all I get to do is grin and bear it I guess.

Rant over!
Fat SOBs like racing too
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JDFAST (Offline)
  #4 1/16/15 4:14 AM
Maybe we should sell tickets by small, medium and large. If you take up two seats, shouldn't you have to pay for two seats. For the thin guys, they lose something they paid for.

Goodluck Sat. Night
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Dyno Don (Offline)
  #5 1/16/15 8:02 AM
This happened to me and the wife years back at Manzy. Had aisle reserved seat, but because of the fatsos we ended up sitting on the steps.

The same thing happened at the Mopar Million. Aisle seats and the wife got a seat, but I had to stand.

If they are not going to make seats big enough to allow for people with gifted rear ends, they should do away with reserved seats and make them all GA.
PJ Wright (Online)
  #6 1/16/15 8:15 AM
Originally Posted by Terry Porter:
I'm getting sick and tired if promoters selling someone a 17" wide seat to someone with a 27" wide ass.

Fat SOB sitting in front if me takes up 3/4 of the seat next to him and hangs back towards me at least 2/3 of my leg room.

******* knows he won't fit and all I get to do is grin and bear it I guess.

Rant over!
Terry; Thanks for allowing me to use your knees for a back rest. It really made me very comfortable. Oh, just a heads up: I plan on having a double bowl of the high-octane chili beans for lunch today, so the fumes in the building tonight might be a little 'stronger'. Hope you don't mind!

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. Copied from the back of the #16 supermodified.
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rachasin (Offline)
  #7 1/16/15 10:38 AM
Originally Posted by reeserx:
Fat SOBs like racing too
Why should I have to pay for a seat I can't sit in because of a FAT SOB!!!???
Its like I am 145# and they are 300# plus Not to hard to figure out who will lose!

Maybe they should have a FAT SOB SECTION!!!!

OK I know I'm fighting a losing battle

But the Racing has been outstanding!!!!

SITTING IN THE ISLE!!!!
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open_wheel_outlaw (Offline)
  #8 1/16/15 12:15 PM
This Fat SOB just goes straight to the General Admission bleachers as seat sizes aren't marked there and then I do not piss anybody off be they large or small. Plus the added girth pays off when having to fight to keep my seat as people normally don't bother the 6'3" 300 pound guy. LOL
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cmakin (Offline)
  #9 1/16/15 1:48 PM
It's why I take photos. Can't fit in the seats very well. . . . .

Be sure to visit www.manvelmotorsports.com. 2024 Robert Ballou Calendars are available.
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DAD (Offline)
  #10 1/16/15 2:20 PM
Originally Posted by Terry Porter:
I'm getting sick and tired if promoters selling someone a 17" wide seat to someone with a 27" wide ass.

Fat SOB sitting in front if me takes up 3/4 of the seat next to him and hangs back towards me at least 2/3 of my leg room.

******* knows he won't fit and all I get to do is grin and bear it I guess.

Rant over!
Terry

This guy sounds like a BIG>>>FAT>>>SOB. Just tap him on the shoulder and express your problems to him. He will probably understand and move for your convenience. I know I would.

Honest Dad himself
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