Just heard "hammering like a blind carpenter"

James Essex has one at Eldora. Davenport sent that thing in all the way to St. Henry and still beat em out of four. St. Henry is about seven miles north of turns three and four.

Chetism: Slip of the Grip.

I forget the exact quote but, something like he won by so much we’ll score him tomorrow. Actually I became a fan of Tony, but Chet is the best in the business. Didn’t want to see Tony loose the spot but when you can get the best you have to go for it. I hope we have him calling USAC for a long time

" He's on him like a rat on a cheeto"

On a slow pace lap one time, Chet said:

"They're going slower than a herd of turtles". ��

Pretty sure first time I heard that one I spit a little beer out

I believe when describing a crash tonight Chet called part of it a “carousel of chaos”

"Love it or hate it you know you want to say it".

Elstoppeh

“Stacked up like cord wood”

“Chris cross, applesauce”

And there was one the other night about “dangling doughnuts” that I don’t remember exactly.

Dangling the Doughnut!