This has been circulating around the internet. I thought it was a funny way to make light of the way things have become.

Jerry

Dear Friends,

Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year of 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that Canada, USA, Mexico is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or ****** preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.

It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

The best of the holidays to everyone,

Signed in blue ink

awww....Merry Christmas.:thumb

Merry Christmas to all. If its not your holiday. Tuff bleep........ I mean have a GOOD DAY!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas to everyone!! God bless you and your families!!

Merry Christmas, Jerry...I think.:idea:

Merry Christmas to all my extended racing family! Hope the season finds you Happy and safe.

I am political correct...at least in my mind.:O: Merry Christmas to all of the folks at IOW.

Merry Christmas to all our racing family and a good racing season in the New Year.
Bob and Monica

I wish everyone a safe and happy holiday