"Invasion of the Chain Gang"? Wonder where you got that line? That's OK though, I don't mind sharing; more chains equals a bigger gang. It'd be realy cool if sprocketheads made up half the field on the 13th. And I do thank you, Dad; by making the tow and pitting on the "Mosquito Coast" there was an extra fifty bucks at the pay window for me. Now, if enough cars show up, I'm gonna have to up my game to earn a transfer spot but that's OK too. Competition improves the breed.
Join us, Brothers of the Links! Take up your chains, rise up and vanquish the Mighty Midgets!