"Imagine fans looking at a now current sprinter in 2093".
Umm, 2093, let's see:
Electric powered cars
No qualifying, everybody starts in the front row to be fair
Two lap heat races because battery runs out
Ten lap feature with re-charging stops every two laps
No winners allowed
Everybody gets a participation trophy
No booing allowed from grandstand so no ones feelings are hurt
Bud Light is the only beer available from the concession
On the positive side, there will be no noise and little dust for neighbors to complain about.
